Can't Ride a Heart - Blank Greeting Card (Funny, Irreverent, Adult Greeting Card) Can't Ride a Heart - Blank Greeting Card (Funny, Irreverent, Adult Greeting Card) For those who love their humor a little on the cheeky side, our "Big Heart" card is perfect! Featuring a romantic-era painting of a couple embracing, the man protests, “But I have a big heart,” only for her to quip back, "I can't ride a heart.” This card is ideal for anyone who appreciates a clever and risqué joke. Inside: Blank, ready for your own personal message. Perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, or just because! Printed on premium 130lb silk-finished paper, this card comes with a colored A2 envelope (envelope color may vary) and is packaged in a protective cellophane pouch. Printed in the USA.
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